Today I had a moment. It was a moment where I felt nothing but completeness. I was sitting in my cute little car in my driveway, listening to music. The window was down, leaving the breeze to flow through my hair. I was sipping on a pepsi and eating a beefy five layer burrito. The world was a happy place. I closed my eyes and enjoyed the warmth of the moment.
Then I glanced over to my passenger seat, where a handful of hot sauce packets sat quietly next to my Del Taco hat. At the exact moment that the word "Traitor" entered my mind and guilt washed through my heart, I remembered the Taco Bell Scandal. I wasn't eating a Beefy Five Layer Burrito at all! It was most definitely a "Beef(ish) Substitutey Five Layer Burrito" Not appetising. AND it was from the competition.
I took a longing glance at my greasy delicious burrito before shooting an apologetic look towards my Del Taco hat. I shrugged my shoulders as if to say "sorry!" and took another delicious bite of my substitutey-beefish five layer burrito.
Dearest Beefy Five Layer Burrito,
Will you be my Valentine?
Love, Toni
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