Every year I make out Valentines Day to be this horrible holiday where I feel completely alone and sad.
It's never as bad as I think it's going to be.
- To the nameless kid that gave me chocolate,
I love you. Let's be best friends.
- To the Husbands who decided to take their wives out to some quality dinner at the local Del Taco,
Don't be lazy. Go make your adorable little wife some dinner. I don't care if you made top ramen. If you make it with love, she'll appreciate it a lot more than your 39 cent taco splurge.
- To the girl who belched in the hallway on my way to math,
Good one. Let's be friends.
- To my car Izzi,
I hope you're satisfied. Please stop eating my paychecks.
- To the optimistic people,
I wasn't disappointed. I was pleasantly surprised this Valentines day since I set my sights so low. Score 1 for the pessimists. We're in the lead. suckers.
- To John Mayer,
I love you. Please Serenade me some more.
- To the Hot boy on TV,
I know it's a little late, but will you be my Valentine?
- To the "Taken" People,
You irritate me.
- To Everyone,
Happy Valentines day!
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