All the rumors are true. Girls are overly analytical, and it sucks.
Being a girl, I've had many conversations almost exactly like this one.
Boy - "Hey"
Me - [Oh my goodness. He just texted me! I wonder what he wants...? Maybe he just wants to talk... Maybe he's mad at me, I mean, all he said was 'hey'...? Crap. I need to reply! He's gonna think something's wrong. Why didn't he put an exclamation mark or a smiley? I need punctuation to help hint at the meaning behind this text! Ugghh. I need to answer him! I don't want to just leave him hanging! Maybe I'll wait a few more minutes so that he doesn't think I'm smothering him or too into him.... Gotta play hard to get! Nahh.. That's too obvious! Wait... he texted ME first. What does that mean? Does that mean he likes me? Maybe he's just bored..... Either way is fine.. I don't really care if he likes me back. Wait.... Who said I liked him?! gahh.. I'm just gonna text him back. What should I say? "Hi" nahh.. sounds too cold. "Hello" sounds too formal. "Hey!!!!" no. no. no. NO! The exclamation marks make me seem too over excited to talk to him... He'll think I'm a freak! "Heyyy!" Nah... The three "Y's" seems like a bit much. DUMB. Two "y's"? Then he wont know if I really meant to put the extra "y" there.
We cool. I got this. Deep Breaths]
"Heyy"
I bet you didn't know that much thought went into a "Hey" with an extra y, did you?
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