Didn't get asked to Senior Prom?
Feeling pretty crappy about yourself?
Don't worry about it, just follow these instructions.
(very carefully)
1 - Borrow all of your dresses out to friends who DO have dates. They need to look pretty, and you're the same size. Wearing an expensive dress only once is kinda dumb anyways.. Let someone else enjoy it.
2 - Spend the night before with friends. Scale a building or two. Chase ducks. (Or watch your friends climb buildings and chase ducks)
3 - Sleep In. You deserve it. (Not too late though, cause that will be a waste of a perfectly good Saturday.)
4 - Go pick up one of your friends that's already graduated.
5 - Let her convince you that Prom really isn't THAT cool since she's older and wiser.
6 - Clean the Kitchen.
7 - Bake.
8 - Eat your creations. All of them. (or maybe not all of them)
9 - go to work.
10 - Organize the hot sauce. Make sure they're all facing the same direction.
(Don't forget to take a crappy camera phone picture while your fellow employees laugh at you)
11 - Celebrate the fact that the world DIDN'T end with a couple cute boys from a deathcore-metal band that you haven't heard of. Flirt with them, but not too much since they'd really be more attractive without so much metal in their face.
12 - Blast the music in your car as you drive home to go to sleep.
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